Heimer Engineering - Heimer Inspection and Too Much Cleavage. A Bad Way to Sell a House.
I was selling a house and then Heimer came to the house. So what's the deal with them?
First they found water in the basement, an old furnace, and old and leaking roof, and wiring problems. I should never have let Joe do wiring in my house. Joe said his brother-in-law was an electrician and he knew how to do wiring, so I believed Joe.
Heimer's Engineers found a lot of things wrong, but they didn't let me explain anything. If I told them Joe wired the house, they would have said its OK. And my wife is sick, so they should not say the roof was old. I thought the sellers got to comment on the inspection and change anything they wanted. How can you sell your house if you can't change the inspection? All saleman lie anyway, so shouldn't I get to change my inspection?
And the buyers were there. They have a like 5 year old son. So the wife gets down on the floor and plays with the kid. Except that she is wearing a low cut shirt. So I can like see most of her boobies when she leans over. They were nice looking, but Im not at the beach. So why should she lean over to play with the kid? I think its so I wouldn't notice that the inspector found things wrong.
So I won't let Heimer in for any more inspections and you shouldn't either. And make sure that the buyer doesn't lean over so her *** hang out. Those *** will cost you a home sale.
Review about: Heimer Engineering Home Inspection.
Reason of review: I cant sell my house.
Preferred solution: Let the company propose a solution.
I liked: Nice cleavage, Killed my deal, I dont like engineers who do home inspections.
I didn't like: Whole home inspection, Heimer engineering, Any engineer who does home inspections, Not selling my house, Wife yelling at me for looking down a girls shirt.